Senator Danforth

Sun News finds itself in perfect agreement with Republican Senator John Danforth, who has just stated that the Republican Party is now a “grotesque caricature” of what it once was.

Henceforth, this newspaper will never again refer to the Republican Party. Now that it has transformed itself into a post-democratic, post-truth party, it will henceforth be referred to as the QAnon Party, or GOPQ. In this we take our lead from House Speaker Pelosi, who yesterday referred in print to Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy by the letter Q, instead of R, as the initial denoting his political affiliation.

With due inspiration to the music group Dire Straits, I Want My MTG! By all means let her destroy the Grand Old Party with her cancerous poison, so that it joins other venerable American political parties, such as the Whigs, in the dustbin of history.

Senator Danforth